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Urinal Rules Forever

The most awkward 40 seconds of a man’s day, turned into a puzzle game. Read the room. Pick your spot. Don’t make eye contact.

Coming soon to the App Store. Be first in: one email on launch day.

One email when the game is out, and the odd good one after. No spam. Privacy.

Five men at a row of urinals

Read the room

Who’s there, where they stand, what they’re doing. Pick the urinal that breaks the fewest rules.

54 airports

From Amsterdam Schiphol to Dubai. Each restroom has its own art, its own trouble and hidden field notes to find.

The Regulars

Peekers, callers, leaners, a dad with a very curious son and a cleaner who has seen everything.

Minigames

Aim for the Schiphol fly. Keep a straight face. Survive the boarding call.

Hand-painted map of Europe with airport pinsClose-up of a urinal with an etched fly

Why a game about urinals?

Because every man has stood in a doorway doing the maths: five urinals, two taken, one guy on the phone. The rules are real, they’re never written down, and getting them wrong is a uniquely specific kind of embarrassing. We wrote them down, put them in 54 airports and added a fly. Read the rules in full, or meet the Regulars.