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Schiphol etched a fly into its urinals in the early ’90s. Thirty years later, men are still trying to kill it.The urinal flyTHE PEEKER: Looks around. Looks down. Never stand next to him.The PeekerWhen you pick the urinal next to the guy on a call: Congratulations. You’re in the meeting now.The Caller“So… how’s work going?” Sir. We are at a urinal.The ChatterAnswering emails mid-stream: Harmless. Just don’t read over his shoulder.The MultitaskerRule #1: Eyes on the wall. Rule #2: See rule #1.Rule number oneDad and son at urinals 2 and 3: Two urinals. One running commentary. Keep walking.Dad & SonThe ladies’ line was 40 deep. She’s coming through. Don’t look. Don’t move.The Queue JumperMissed the fly? The cleaner saw. The cleaner always sees.The cleaner sawThe queue for the men’s room: Everyone has already picked a urinal in their head.The queueTokyo Haneda: world’s cleanest airport, 11 years running. Your office toilet: no comment.Cleanest airport on EarthNovember dress code: Grow the mo. Check yourself. Call your mates.November dress codeUp four times a night to pee isn’t a personality trait. It’s a reason to see a doctor. Book it.The night shift